“ There’s no reason wives can’t be just as glamorous as other women. After all, we were women once ourselves.
Lucy Ricardo
Mrs. Ford
Guilty Pleasures
Can we have one episode where Sanjaya doesn’t cry?
Just another excuse to bask in the glow that is Lt. Uhura.
The anticipation is EPIC.
“ I decided that you are the him for me.
Solange Knowles (<33 You Dalton)
I love these boys…And the man in the middle.
Did you hear about the new Jewish American Princess horror film?
It’s called Debbie Does Dishes.
23rd Psalm for JAPs
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He leadeth me to Neiman Marcus
He giveth me energy for shopping
He restoreth my checkbook
He teacheth me to make restaurant reservations
He leadeth me past K-Mart for mine own sake
Yea, though I walk by Target
I shall not go in, for Thou art with me
Thy fashionable clothes they comfort me
Thou preparest diamond jewelry for me in the presence of mine enemies
Thou anointest my face with Chanel cosmetics
My cup overflows
Surely designer clothes shall follow me to the end of my days
And I will walk on Rodeo Drive forever.
— Amen
